Riding A ButterTub

Oh Dammit Denise, You Stole My Idea

Last year you took my idea to come to the dress up party as the sofa. The year prior I thought for sure I had you tagged as a cheeseburger with onions girl, but sure enough you came as Teddy Roosevelt, and now this year, a phone-head? How the hell are you seeing me do this? Mini-spy cams aren’t going to be invented for another 20 or 30 years yet so whatever you’re doing, knock it the eff off because you’re really starting to be a huge buzzkill, seriously.