Riding A ButterTub

South Carolina is so Gay

The actual advertisement below is very rad. Not sure why South Carolinians would be upset.

I never was good at math

But I was ALWAYS good at hide and go seek.  I can find “x’s in NO time.

Must Have Been Hard Being 18 in 1988

Because if they knew that in 20 years they’d look back and say, WHOA, they’d have thought twice about being so “rad” I bet…

Sign Me Up For 5 Strips Of Delicious Chocolate Covered Bacon!

Looks deliciously disgustingly appetizing for sure…

…maybe…

…Actually no.

The IBM 5110 for JUST under $18,000! You can even use “diskettes”!

I love this new technology!  What will they think of next?  They should invent the internet.  I think that would really catch on!

Studies show God is beating Satan -

Studies don’t lie:

It Is So Easy To Get Lost In Translation

Maybe it is just a “pick me up” for white guys so they can then tell ladies that they’re blackman “below the belt”…

Poor Gary Coleman. He’s so hot, I don’t know how it couldn’t have worked.

On a positive note though, he’s now available ladies!

Um, that could hurt…

Unless that is a fake tongue made of laffy taffy!!!