Riding A ButterTub

Sweet

If I’m throwing a party, I want this dude at it.

Superheroes Have Feelings Too – But Honestly…

But they really do wear awful clothes… Can’t a superhero wear just some nice jeans?

Please Don’t Promise Me Forever

“I won’t if you drop me in this water. And what’s with the picnic that we have to go across a damn river for?”
“These rocks are slippery lady, I most certainly can’t promise you anything at this point. Who are you anyway?”

The Flying Unicorn Naked Lady Tattoo Of Delight

Holy crap, I don’t really know what could be a more worthwhile awesome tattoo. There may not be anything better out there…

Are you as cool as this guy?

4 collar popping? Wow, simply, wow…

Goatman’s Lunch Break

Basket o’ Weiners Anyone?

Try some of my delicious weiners at the weiner bake off!

Oh Mercy, That Child Is Somewhat Frightening

Heather forwarded this one to me, and I have to admit, I feel bad, but I laughed… …a lot.

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be Able To Eat a Softball

Not going to take the High Road

Hey Lady, I might know why you are overweight.