When They Say “Everybody Was…” They Don’t Mean “EVERYBODY”.
Because clearly some Everybody [shouldn't] be Kung Fu Fighting, Cause some people aren’t “fast as lightening”. Nor are their pants.
Michael Jackson lives, well, kinda…
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Beware of Signs
So, I was on Bourbon Street the other day drinking a Huge Ass Beer and minding my own business, when this guy said I could take a picture with the Huge Ass Beer sign. Of course, who could say no to this offer?
Come to find out these photographs with the sign will cost you $5. They are most definitely a wonder keep-sake, but not really worth $5.
Fair enough, we got pictures with the sign; I will pay the $5. Well, all I had was a $10 bill (which, by the way, I had just spent a $3.75 ATM processing fee to get). The nice man offered to make change. He then offered to take some more pictures with the sign; thinking this was part of the original $5 we obliged. Guess what? It wasn’t, those pictures also cost $5; he didn’t need to make change anymore.
Learn from my mistakes. Do not take pictures next to stupid signs when you are in New Orleans.
Don’t Forget to Tip Your Peepstress…
Want to get into the VIPeep room? Careful, it gets hot in there, the chicks just melt. No really, they melt…
At One Time, This Was Considered Good Advice
If doctors think it isn’t bad, how can it be wrong? Doctors wouldn’t lie!
DUIs Aren’t Just For Adults These Days!
Even small children can mangle cars! And ONLY if they drink and drive, so apparently you should beware… But he’s only drank what, 4? Come on, any 10 year old can drink 4 and be alright!
Happiest of days to you birthday cat… You’re 4. Congrats.
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The ‘booze bra’ that can hold a whole bottle of wine… just don’t wear it with a white shirt!
The ‘booze bra’ that can hold a whole bottle of wine… just don’t wear it with a white shirt
By Daily Mail
Last updated at 3:22 PM on 16th July 2010
Wine rack: The bra, which can hold 750ml of drink, is popular with New Jersey students
It’s certainly one way to boost your cup size – but a new bra that can hold a whole bottle of wine is unlikely to find much favour with bar and pub owners.
The ‘Wine Rack’, which holds 750ml of drink and comes complete with a straw attached to the watertight tubing inside the cups, can inflate a girl’s chest by up to two sizes.
The bra, which is produced by New Jersey retailer BaronBob.com, has proved popular with students during the U.S. state’s recent heatwave.
‘They are leak proof and are totally water tight or booze tight as the case may be,’ said store owner Paul Krasulja, 38.
‘The drinking tube has a stop start button which is siphoned off from the tubing around the bra.
‘Fully filled, the bra is imperceptibly increased by two sizes.
But the bra should not be considered lingerie, he added. ‘It is for partying and drinking.
‘The only thing is that some girls will give off the wrong impression at the start of a night and deflate as the evening goes on.’
Boost: The ‘Wine Rack’ can increase a girl’s cup size by up to two sizes
Mr Krasulja’s company is known locally for selling a wide variety of products including edible G-strings.
The ‘Wine Rack’ bra is a successor to the firm’s ‘Beer Belly’ – a similar product for men, which can be worn around the stomach.
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Gentlemen need not worry. We carry one for men too! Its called The Beer Belly and it holds 80oz. It and the Wine Rack are both available at BaronBob.com
- Paul Krasulja, Paterson, New Jersey USA, 16/7/2010 17:21
As if we don’t see enough drunken louts on the street.
- Kiran, Swindon, England, 16/7/2010 17:19
Gentlemen need not worry, we have one for the men too! Its called The Beer Belly and it holds 80oz, thats over 2 six packs!
It and the Wine Rack are both available on BaronBob.com- Paul Krasulja, Paterson, New Jersey USA, 16/7/2010 17:19
HOPE THEY CAN SHORTEN THE TUBE TO LESS THAN 5CM FOR THE GUYS – NEARER THE SOURCE OF SUPPLY AND NOT TOO MUCH TRAVELLING FOR THE WINE!!
- John, Lugansk, Ukraine, 16/7/2010 17:17
Augustine — this article showed up on the main page, so that may be why.
As to this being “new”, sorry no, this device has been available for quite some time now.
- Fred, Georgia, 16/7/2010 17:17
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Beware Of Bears…
It’s long, but it sounds about right, they are scary as s***…
How to clean your pet owl.
Step 1: spray water at his head.
Step 2: ignore how pissed he is at you.
Step 3: probably should let him dry himself.
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