Riding A ButterTub

During a packed press conference, Jose Canseco and some grey haired dude announced Canseco’s second MMA fight would be against the legendary half-goat half-man know as Goatman (not to be confused with the half-man half-bear half-pig know as Manbearpig).

Canseco brings a fighting record of 0-2-1 to the match. Prior to losing his first MMA match against that giant South Korean guy, he lost a hard fought battle to Vai Sikahema and punched to a draw with the half-man half-douche bag known as Danny Bonaduce (a draw!! Come on Jose you are twice his size).

Goatman is of course 1-0 in his sanctioned fighting career, with the one victory coming years ago against the overmatched Korloin. He is desperately trying to get in the ring with Manbearpig and hopes the inevitable beating of Canseco will be a springboard.

Dates and locations have yet to be announced but we hear at RaBT will most definitely keep everyone current with future developments.

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