Riding A ButterTub

This guy is totally a seed-meister…

no kidding

I’m Not Sure I Know What This Means

If it’s a place where you can have your child, I’m freaked out. If it’s a place where babies run naked, I’m freaked out. But if it’s a place where I can buy a baby bear, I’m down.

And I Thought I Was Afraid Of Sharks

…when clearly sharks should be the least of my worries when deep sea diving in the Arctic.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-22

• Monkeys Have No Discretion – http://bit.ly/36FhoZ #
• Judge: Woman's monkey not a service animal: SPRINGFIELD, Mo., Oct. 23 (UPI) — A Missouri woman whose monkey wa.. http://bit.ly/4pYYyJ #
• Lost keys lead NJ police to home invasion suspects: PATERSON, N.J. (AP) — Tracking down three alleged home inv.. http://bit.ly/yDwpi #
• Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25 – http://bit.ly/1jcCmq #
• Comic Book Guy Has a Child! – http://bit.ly/3Z8zmS #
• [audio] Kellogg's Worker Knew He Was Fired The Moment He Uttered The Word 'Unfrosted': Onion Radio News – with .. http://bit.ly/Ulr6n #
• Videogame University:

  Keep Reading Written 2009-10-23 17:41:00 by Conor McKeo.. http://bit.ly/16byhx #

• Building Name Fail: epic fail pictures – Building name fail, building, name, spank http://bit.ly/3XYQOW #
• Shipment Fail http://bit.ly/2zY75t #
• RI city smashes Guinness bead record http://bit.ly/2cXptg #
• Braille Fail http://bit.ly/3qZ5J #
• Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla http://bit.ly/26aHfZ #
• Slideshow: The Week In Review http://bit.ly/42SqZz #
• Personal Space Fail http://bit.ly/4B4UdS #
• If there were no Mondays you would just hate Tuesdays… #
• Travel Channel Blows Its 'Bed And Breakfasts Of New England' Wad http://bit.ly/1nDSpN #
• The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Enigma http://bit.ly/3vzsd3 #
• T. Rex Ancestor Was Human-Sized http://bit.ly/kN5n1 #
• Projected Male Halloween Costumes on Campus (2009) http://bit.ly/1lY0L5 #
• Awareness Fail http://bit.ly/2XFTkp #
• Senate Passes Blame By Vote Of 91-8 http://bit.ly/1C7u0v #
• Beef spills on Mass. highway after truck overturns http://bit.ly/4Aeeb2 #
• Roommate Confessions: Issue 100 http://bit.ly/1RfOQn #
• Halloween Pick Up Lines http://bit.ly/1152oQ #
• Five Bosses You'll Have After College http://bit.ly/242ST4 #
• [audio] Vice President Joe Biden Goes On Potato-Gun Rampage http://bit.ly/3tUirc #
• Ohio man's ring returned at wake after 57 years http://bit.ly/4o2qBM #
• Want Ad Fail http://bit.ly/35kLYV #
• Want Ad Fail http://bit.ly/35kLYV #
• Nursery Fail http://bit.ly/3i5VjR #
• Morrissey Stable After Onstage Collapse http://bit.ly/juOvj #
• Amish Fail http://bit.ly/29zfNV #
• Retiree Gearing Up For Errands With Lady Friend http://bit.ly/21NbJ #
• Sports: WNBA Franchise Moving To Tulsa Sounds About Right http://bit.ly/1s7WoW #
• Opinion: In This Economy, It Would Be Crazy To Run Out And Expose Yourself To Your Son's Soccer Team (by Ken Si.. http://bit.ly/Mb1rf #
• Stevie Nicks Dancing Alone On Beach Under Full Moon http://bit.ly/2uli69 #
• Horror Movie Villain Twitter Profiles http://bit.ly/4fudTB #
• Obi Juan Kenobi – http://bit.ly/1BEM2I #
• Repurposing Old Halloween Costumes http://bit.ly/4uVCAz #
• Forklift Driver Fail http://bit.ly/3tAVTN #
• 5-foot gator caught in Massachusetts http://bit.ly/1RXfUR #
• Naive Fertility Doctor http://bit.ly/3CkNc #
• Issue #17 http://bit.ly/24dO7y #
• If Videogame Titles Were Literal http://bit.ly/48Nema #
• U.S. Continues Quagmire-Building Effort In Afghanistan http://bit.ly/2xAb8x #
• Contest! Win Money Here Today! – http://bit.ly/3wYus9 #
• [audio] Millions Cheer Ball's Passage Through Hoop http://bit.ly/SCrlj #
• Lewd e-mails uploaded to county's Twitter http://bit.ly/2IeMB6 #
• Blonde Fail http://bit.ly/44724h #
• Security Door Fail http://bit.ly/YzEor #
• Timeless Masterpiece Liked http://bit.ly/Rzsoz #
• Timeless Masterpiece Liked http://bit.ly/Rzsoz #
• States Struggle To Fill Budget Gaps http://bit.ly/2Pmm1k #
• Calculus Answer Fail http://bit.ly/lJu1B #
• In Focus: Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace http://bit.ly/4rBuRP #
• Open Mic Night at the Kennel Club http://bit.ly/3dej1d #
• Dating Fail http://bit.ly/1JJU7o #
• Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican Response http://bit.ly/1n23ih #
• Bigfoot hunters turn to rugged W.Va. wilderness http://bit.ly/323iRz #
• Not In The Mood http://bit.ly/3pYVSa #
• If Google Released Skynet http://bit.ly/3Fm3KV #
• Parking Fail http://bit.ly/8mW1g #
• @GracieG – Glad to help! in reply to GracieG #
• @GracieG – Glad to help! in reply to GracieG #
• [audio] Former President Bill Clinton Becomes Pure Energy http://bit.ly/Daypv #
• First Day of School Fall 2009 – http://bit.ly/1TB8km #
• Man accused of corkscrew threat at public bathroom http://bit.ly/3uND15 #
• Fire Hydrant Fail http://bit.ly/3dQR5R #
• Livestock Transportation Fail http://bit.ly/48kv8L #
• Sports: Phillies Hope To End 364-Day World Series Drought http://bit.ly/4ymawg #
• Sleepy Hollow church: No Halloween-themed weddings http://bit.ly/1SHrNk #
• Latvian Meteor Strike A Hoax http://bit.ly/H3q46 #
• Sports: Fan Turns Skin Inside Out To Rally Team http://bit.ly/1hO5sQ #
• Product Placement Fail http://bit.ly/3eIknW #
• I Got Some Sweet New Digs (by Jim Anchower) http://bit.ly/28Yevx #
• Interview Win http://bit.ly/1PpY6j #
• In Focus: State Of Minnesota Too Polite To Ask For Federal Funding http://bit.ly/2fKjWG #
• HaLOLween http://bit.ly/VPG7B #
• Sports: Even British Able To See Holes In Buccaneers' Defense http://bit.ly/2I8C24 #
• Sports: Even British Able To See Holes In Buccaneers' Defense http://bit.ly/2I8C24 #
• Razor Blade Apples http://bit.ly/3pC0LJ #
• In Focus: Halloween Safety Tips http://bit.ly/1Je7aC #
• Dating, It's Complicated: Issue #24 http://bit.ly/JHwwi #
• Top 5 Costumes You'll See at Every Halloween Party http://bit.ly/1vySG5 #
• It's BodyBuilding, Not Dancing With The Stars – http://bit.ly/3r4Ab0 #
• Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open http://bit.ly/3sRJHY #
• [audio] Department Of Transportation To Add Earth-Friendly Walking Lanes To Highways http://bit.ly/1vkB90 #
• Florida man creates giant rubber band ball http://bit.ly/1dDwxU #
• Doorbell Fail http://bit.ly/2XRLg4 #
• Truck Driver Fail http://bit.ly/10wy3a #
• Boo! Why You Were Not Remotely Scared By This And How Foolish We Feel For Even Having Tried http://bit.ly/4ciICN #
• Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears http://bit.ly/2LM549 #
• McDonald's Abandons Iceland http://bit.ly/2dcx39 #
• Sasha Obama Orders Secret Service Agent To Stop Squirming During Makeover http://bit.ly/40kMw1 #
• Sports: World Series Sub-Subplot Involves Yogi Berra Driving Through Philadelphia In 1953 http://bit.ly/ZrcCc #
• Halloween Display Fail http://bit.ly/DIB8A #
• This Week In History: October 22nd-28th, 2109 A.D. http://bit.ly/1VnOeq #
• Baseball Bat Fail http://bit.ly/36tfpE #
• In Focus: Senate Ethics Committee To Meet In New Ethics Committee Mansion http://bit.ly/NX241 #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

• Funniest post of the day: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18 – http://bit.ly/sXZGK #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/3bBfui #
• @jdushin – TOTALLY important, but you made me scroll through like 28235 images of old people. in reply to jdushin #
• @jdushin – and dude, once I DID find it, you need to show off the writeup mention: http://bit.ly/3wKoUC in reply to jdushin #
• @jdushin – ha, priceless, eh? That photo looks pretty old. That was a while ago! in reply to jdushin #
• Funniest post of the day: Shave Your Baby! – http://bit.ly/4v8b8b #
• Funniest post of the day: The Cat That Betrayed His Girlfriend Cat – http://bit.ly/4jNQpg #
• Funniest post of the day: The Boys Town Gang – Completely Straight, Possibly. – http://bit.ly/1J2ebB #
• RT @tillo13: http://bit.ly/2XBRqw
  – This is why you’re fat – for @tiwyf #
• RT @sliptide:22 spins so far! Vote for my #Tiesto #remix -not your usual 4onthefloor,matches E. Haines(of @metric )well-http://bit.ly/2mpJF2 #
• Funniest post of the day: A Love Song About Horses – http://bit.ly/dYgZS #
• RT @CodyPatrick: marital troubles in the cat world aren’t any more civil or less awkward http://tinyurl.com/yg8b46a **thanks for the RT!!*** #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/1sk6mi #
• @HallelujahLOL – it’s easy to find if you look! in reply to HallelujahLOL #
• @yogasanctuary – thanks for the RT! in reply to yogasanctuary #
• I’m Not Sure I Know What This Means – http://bit.ly/NtT3z #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18

• Funniest post of the day: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11 – http://bit.ly/hPEQc #
• Funniest post of the day: Gymnastic Skills – http://bit.ly/36lFGN #
• @carezykoko – that depends… why are you asking? in reply to carezykoko #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/14GiMN #
• Funniest post of the day: Marty’s Burnt Easter Ham – http://bit.ly/2HStgn #
• all I got here is Wow: DUI Couple Used 13-year-old as Designated Driver http://bit.ly/83SZq #
• RT @jdushin: I think the one word he misspelled is the easiest word to spell on his sign: http://bit.ly/46MxNp (via @TheHelenaIR) #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/42DW0C #
• RT @tillo13@statfame: When is @espn(boo!) going to follow suit with @nbc (yay!) (http://bit.ly/nM4Tz) and show Monday Night Football online? #
• Funniest post of the day: Possibly The Best Version of Peanut Butter Jelly Time – http://bit.ly/19ihix #
• Funniest post of the day: Lisa Simpson, Giving It Up Too Early – http://bit.ly/B4Rrg #
• Shame on @wellsfargo RT @hank_MiB: New Blog Post @ the MiB: I’m Sick of WellsFargo and GreenTree -My Loan ReMod Story – http://bit.ly/3uuPct #
• @jdushin – Good grief… Good thing at least SOMEONE was watching… in reply to jdushin #
• Funniest post of the day: Anyone Else Have 2 Turntables? How About a Microphone? – http://bit.ly/2w8M79 #
• Why You Don’t Want Your Parents on Facebook – http://bit.ly/4AzwXt #
• Giving Buttertub Some Competition! http://bit.ly/KqVZx #
• Funniest post of the day: You’re In Trouble Emily – http://bit.ly/2WqZrM #
• Funniest post of the day: The Athiest Goat – http://bit.ly/2HH0tv #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

• @jdushin – nice. Good catch, but I think we were ok! in reply to jdushin #
• @riyonosuke – glad you like! in reply to riyonosuke #
• @AllTheBS – I’ve checked it, and very much approve! in reply to AllTheBS #
• @LarryLegend314 – thanks for the RT. I laughed a bit myself… in reply to LarryLegend314 #
• @Roflopagos – I don’t, and I DO check out your site. Been slow on my @buttertub responses lately! in reply to Roflopagos #
• @dafunkifiknow – glad you liked it! in reply to dafunkifiknow #
• @inky_poo – sounds good! following now! laugh away! in reply to inky_poo #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/AjuBe #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/4p8Axn #
• @GillAdventures – Hey Gil – glad to see you’re following so closely! I was actually just testing out a new plugin in WordPress! in reply to GillAdventures #
• @GillAdventures – I’ve actually taken a road trip the last 2 weeks and have a few snaps of Bend, OR that should be up in the nexts few days! in reply to GillAdventures #
• @GillAdventures – will do! in reply to GillAdventures #
• @jdushin – Happy bday! #
• @GillAdventures – LOVE it! in reply to GillAdventures #
• Funniest post of the day: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04 – http://bit.ly/2ZQ65q #
• @wsdot – when is i90 near Moses Lake opening backup? Are you gonna tweet when it is back up and cooking? #
• RT @xcitizenerasedx: Fooking digg bar! Here is another link to Obama on auto tune, http://bit.ly/3AYhvo #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/19R8Ac #
• Funniest post of the day: When Will Technology Cease? – http://bit.ly/3Uyp9L #
• Funniest post of the day: Run For Your Life, It’s The Vampire Pug! – http://bit.ly/23FQM5 #
• Funniest post of the day: Chad Ochocinco In High School – http://bit.ly/gNYGo #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/2WOv3W #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/ZwfVY #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/1xNLTS #
• @pinkylips29 – thanks for the retweet! in reply to pinkylips29 #
• RT @TFLN: (443): How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner (402): 4. #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/xfvzn #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

• Funniest post of the day: Possibly The Greatest Video of ALL TIME! – http://bit.ly/cV8BX #
• Funniest post of the day: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-27 – http://bit.ly/4T2LD #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/cZrQY #
• Funniest post of the day: Must See TV – http://bit.ly/SPTGn #
• Funniest post of the day: Apparently Clearing The Nose Before Working Out Helps Something – http://bit.ly/zk5GM #
• Funniest post of the day: Please stop talking – http://bit.ly/1Uq6kr #
• Funniest post of the day: Please stop talking – http://bit.ly/1Uq6kq #
• Funniest post of the day: A Man Angry With Rap – http://bit.ly/1243Ec #
• Funniest post of the day: Greatest Site Ever? – http://bit.ly/4rxxiJ #
• Funniest post of the day: 4th Place Isn’t All It’s Cut Out To Be – http://bit.ly/11wFmr #
• Win a new Canon 5DMKII (or $2500 Gift Cert) from @OPGear & @ScottBourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/BqU8N #
• @jdushin – I totally am now. I forget to check @buttertub messages too much… in reply to jdushin #
• @ynotsanta – Good to hear from you too! You can find me @ http://ridingabuttertub.com in reply to ynotsanta #

A Man Angry With Rap

I don’t mind rap music, but this guy certainly does.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-27

• Funniest post of the day: Drive-OVER ATM’s – The Next Big Thing – http://bit.ly/g81AB #
• Funniest post of the day: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20 – http://bit.ly/2exSsu #
• Awesome photo of the day: http://bit.ly/2v618z #
• Funniest post of the day: It Is Simple To Encourage Babies To Prevent Falls – http://bit.ly/AP3kG #
• Funniest post of the day: Beware Sheeps, Don’t Go Near That Fence – http://bit.ly/R5mxI #
• Funniest post of the day: The Playground of Doom – http://bit.ly/11NXQA #