FML! I need some serious help…

January 31st, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos
Guys, I’m fucking sick of this. I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

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Nothing Like a Nice Walk In The Woods

January 30th, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

So you’re relaxing, having a fine day in the forest. Maybe sittin’ back with a 40 and watching the birds; heck, maybe you’re talking with them, flapping your arms or whatnot when all of a sudden from out of NOWHERE some lady comes over and sits on the log and scares away the birds – can you imagine? Yea, that’d ruin my day too – this picture just goes to show how weird some ladies are… I hear you flannel guy, I hear you.
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15 Horrifying Couples That Shouldn’t Procreate

January 29th, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

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15 Horrifying Couples That Shouldn’t Procreate

January 28th, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

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15 Horrifying Couples That Shouldn’t Procreate

January 27th, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

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The 7 Things You Buy Before Freshman Year Of College

January 26th, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

This is so perfect… The dry erase board is the best…

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WARNING: Drinking may cause memory loss, OR WORSE, memory loss!

January 25th, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

How To Save Someone From Fire…

January 24th, 2012 1 Comment   Posted in funny photos

…and proceed to open a can of whoop-ass culminated by a pile-driver on them. 11

A Coat For 12

January 23rd, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

It’s for those days when you’re not quite sure if it’s going to rain out, so you don’t want to look overdressed, but also don’t want to come off looking pompous and shallow. This little setup will certainly help those rugby aficionados that don’t really care to get wet during a scrum but want to say, “Hey world, we’re classy, yet daring.”
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Beware: Plunger Bug

January 22nd, 2012 No Comments   Posted in funny photos

Actually I think it’s a cross between a crocodile and Princess Leia, and no, I’m not talking about the one that’s lying on the ground with the martian hat on. That one clearly wasn’t harmed by the plunger yet, she must have fallen off the cliff above and landed there and the CrocoLeia is just helping out a stranded martian, clearly.
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