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Oh Dammit Denise, You Stole My Idea
Last year you took my idea to come to the dress up party as the sofa. The year prior I thought for sure I had you tagged as a cheeseburger with onions girl, but sure enough you came as Teddy Roosevelt, and now this year, a phone-head? How the hell are you seeing me do this? Mini-spy cams aren’t going to be invented for another 20 or 30 years yet so whatever you’re doing, knock it the eff off because you’re really starting to be a huge buzzkill, seriously.
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Haha, love this: You chop your balls of every day? (Like a Boss: ft Seth Rogen)
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There are so many things to comment on in this photo, the girl is the least of them…
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Seriously? After “x” Years You Haven’t Changed It?
Does it take an act of God to change the name of a town? Who in this town would be against renaming it? I’d be willing to bet that if they put enough money into making that sweet facade there that they’d be able to whip up enough money to change the frickin’ city name – but hey, who am I to judge, for all I know the whole town could be of that profession and then it’d make sense after all…
Don’t Throw a Brick Into Your Washing Machine (actually, do)
Those plants didn’t do so well after it got nutty @ about 0:55
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Lady Calls Tech Support Over Pac Man Google Logo
This really makes me really glad I do not work for the helpdesk. Some people are so dumb.
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Don’t Run Over Mattresses
This guy ran over a mattress (box spring) and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank and the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees.
It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft.
He complained that the vehicle had a “shimmy” when driving at high speeds.
This is what the dealership found:
A combo of congregation, congratulations, and Alabama…
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You Stash the Cat
Ok Dmitri – Quick, you go inside and convince Mom that nothing is going on out here. She’ll freak out and obviously come screaming as fast as she can out of the house because you may have lit the car on fire again. Once she comes out I’ll release Mr. Fluffles and Mom will trip. Olga, that’s when you dart in the house with the booze and hit the basement, my old man never goes down there any more and we can totally score this booze… Make haste my minions!
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