Archive for the ‘fairly deep thoughts’ Category:
Deep Thoughts Thursday #23
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won’t bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #22
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #21
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, “What was THAT?!”
Deep Thoughts Thursday #20
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, “I helped skin Bob.”
Deep Thoughts Thursday #19
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, “I helped skin Bob.”
Deep Thoughts Thursday #18
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #17
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words – “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #16
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #15
I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #14
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
