Riding A ButterTub

The Dukes Had A Bigger Hood.

…and about 75 less pounds. Maybe if you would jump more often, you wouldn’t underestimate how good you are at it!

The girls singing “Turn the Radio Up” by Eric Carmen

You know it was a smash hit in the 80′s. Now it’s back! Well, right after they get up from their naps… Come on, they’re only 2 and 3 years old…

Beware Giant Pigeons

A Fat Guy With Another Gun

He should have put the cushion for the pushin’ up a little higher to block this one…

Porky the Pug Likes Peanut Butter…

Many dogs experience it, and it makes me laugh at each one…

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