Riding A ButterTub

It doesn’t get better than this

A little long but you will not be disappointed in the the payoff.

OK, sorry there was no actual climactic moment, just no-stop creativity.

It’s Not Easy Being This Guy

I would have figured that to be the best part about being him.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-19

• Oh, the laughs I envision you’ll have at this one over @ “the tub”: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-12 – http://bit.ly/xmhRb #
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• Oh, the laughs I envision you’ll have at this one over @ “the tub”: Toivola’s Savior – http://bit.ly/Mk53c #
• Oh Mercy, now that’s comedy: Michael Jackson Was SUPPOSED To Look Like This At 40 – http://bit.ly/15MPxZ #
• Oh Mercy, now that’s comedy: How is this news? – http://bit.ly/13l9wJ #

How is this news?

Couldn’t this news station just say: “There is no way we are putting this on the news tonight, only a retard would think that looks like Michael Jackson.”

Michael Jackson Was SUPPOSED To Look Like This At 40

…or so they thought!

I Love It When Spoiled Brats Cry

…and this is a dude. What a baby. It makes me laugh much…

Deep Thoughts Thursday #47

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, “Dust to dust,” some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, “I’ll be waiting for you in heaven–with a gun.”

Nice Shot

How many years do you think it took to make this video?

Squirrels are dumb

Must be an exciting place to live if this makes the nightly news.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-12

• Oh, the laughs I envision you’ll have at this one over @ “the tub”: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-05 – http://bit.ly/hWpCT #
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