Riding A ButterTub

Deep Thoughts Thursday #39

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he’s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

Funny Prank Call To Mom

What Happens When You Microwave Your Cell Phone?

Must be an HTC or something…

The Latest SNL Celebrity Jeopardy (Gifford, Hanks, Connery)

Have really missed these in the past 10 years – Kudos SNL, kudos.

Women, Know Your Place!

Deep Thoughts Thursday #38

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.

Deep Thoughts Thursday #37

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

More Commercial Fun

I always thought the Shamwow looked awesome. It really pained me to hear how much of a d-bag the Shamwow dude is.

You’re gonna love my nuts

I didn’t think this infomercial could get any better. I was wrong.

This is the way to go out