Archive for April, 2009:
Deep Thoughts Thursday #36
Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
This IS (CAT) SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA!
I’ve always been a fan of cats, but now I know their motives… I’m on to you cats.
Nice! It Is Like Ed McMahon Came To My House! OR IS IT!?
Apparently this guy is advertising that I have been given a new mine! Unfortunately it appears as though “your mine” contains some sort of demon in it. I mean, yea, I can see the benefits – you can hide tools or toys or whatever in it that you don’t want people getting in on because hey, nobody wants to battle a demon for what is likely just some crappy Playstation game you’re likely hiding.
FURTHERMORE, I wouldn’t want to inhale anything that could cause me to die prematurely. Mine’s can oftentimes have quartz dust and the likes that can cause pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis; nobody wants that and it is just a waste of time. I guess I’d turn down his offer of “Your Mine”, but thank you for the offer.
Deluxe Hugs
That hippy giving free hugs gets pretty POed. Making hippies mad is funny.
Bowling Trick Shot
The old spinning ball spare conversion.
Snow Shoveling and Pole Dancing, Nearly The Same

Velociraptors are scary
That is much longer than I would have guessed. I am quite the sissy.
Whoa, That Dinosaur Is Freaking Me Out…
But I can’t stop watching him in his dance of seduction… it’s delightful.



