Archive for March, 2009:
Deep Thoughts Thursday #30
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we’ll never know.
At Home Depot
So I rarely read email forwards let alone post them, but this one was particularly funny to me, so I decided to share… If you think it’s dumb, don’t worry, I don’t plan on making a habit of it.
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence.
I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.” I said, “Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she is 19 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight
white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”
I said, “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”
The Holy Grail of Porn
If you like online porn as much as me, you are no doubt in search of this:
Deep Thoughts Thursday #29
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Misheard Lyrics
When I was young I always thought my last name was part of the chorus to this song. “Wrapped up like a Dushin”
Dumb people are funny
They are even funnier when they are cops on pot.
I normally think dogs are cute.
However, I draw the line at dogss with 2 foot tongues.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #28
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Nobody Believed In Gay In The 80s
This was just “normal” growing up in the 80s. I’m not sure how we missed it until now. Top Gun was one of the greatest movies of the 80s, but this part just didn’t seem to fit in the show, but I’m sure men play volleyball topless in jeans all the time…
