Archive for December, 2008:
Need to lose some weight?
This is an amazingly unfortunate product name. I’m sure the crap didn’t actually work and was doomed to fail anyway, but man that name is bad.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #17
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words – “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.
Deep Thoughts Thursday #16
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Honestly, Who Throws a Shoe?
So in a strange twist of fate, henchmen from Austin Powers have morphed from the original here:
to the new tact in Baghdad and good ol’ George Bush, but this guy got 2 shoes off at Bush! Where’s the frickin’ secret service???
Kick Ass Prank
I am not brave enough to try this prank on my wife, as I am pretty sure she would kill me. Hopefully, Andy has the guts to pull off the trick and post his version.
Mitch Hedberg Was Pretty Comical…
* I got an ant farm… them fellas didn’t grow shit!
* I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula.
* I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper… but it’s the bullshit replica, cause dude didn’t even get his degree.
* One time a guy handed me a picture and said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger! “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” You son of a bitch, how’d you pull that off? Let me see that camera.More…
* I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks… it’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to its exact purpose!
* Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck. More »
Deep Thoughts Thursday #15
I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
Grannies Are Gonna Have Some Trouble
I’m pretty sure my gramma will be completely lost on this one too; pretty close to the truth!
I’ve Seen This 10 Times And Still Am In Disbelief
I can barely even SPELL rolurblade…
Deep Thoughts Thursday #14
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
