argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means
a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t
Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.) (6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here –
This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a
‘whatever’). (8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of
saying F– YOU! (9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For
the woman’s response refer to # 3.
She’s tough and clearly a professional critic and she also agrees with me that Deion needs to take a hike! What’s up she says, and also that it’s not the 1990′s anymore, it’s 2000. It might even be 2006 or 2007 by now… She disabled embedding the video, but it is here.
Yea right, like America is lazy… Show me some proof and I’ll show you a lazy American.
Now, they’re more than just trained PEOPLE killers, they slaughter massive animals on hunts in the wild Suburbia! (Thanks Shelly for the heads up on this one! )
The ‘booze bra’ that can hold a whole bottle of wine… just don’t wear it with a white shirt
By Daily Mail
Last updated at 3:22 PM on 16th July 2010
Wine rack: The bra, which can hold 750ml of drink, is popular with New Jersey students
It’s certainly one way to boost your cup size – but a new bra that can hold a whole bottle of wine is unlikely to find much favour with bar and pub owners.
The ‘Wine Rack’, which holds 750ml of drink and comes complete with a straw attached to the watertight tubing inside the cups, can inflate a girl’s chest by up to two sizes.
The bra, which is produced by New Jersey retailer BaronBob.com, has proved popular with students during the U.S. state’s recent heatwave.
‘They are leak proof and are totally water tight or booze tight as the case may be,’ said store owner Paul Krasulja, 38.
‘The drinking tube has a stop start button which is siphoned off from the tubing around the bra.
‘Fully filled, the bra is imperceptibly increased by two sizes.
But the bra should not be considered lingerie, he added. ‘It is for partying and drinking.
‘The only thing is that some girls will give off the wrong impression at the start of a night and deflate as the evening goes on.’
Boost: The ‘Wine Rack’ can increase a girl’s cup size by up to two sizes
Mr Krasulja’s company is known locally for selling a wide variety of products including edible G-strings.
The ‘Wine Rack’ bra is a successor to the firm’s ‘Beer Belly’ – a similar product for men, which can be worn around the stomach.
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- Cynthia, United States, 16/7/2010 17:25
Gentlemen need not worry. We carry one for men too! Its called The Beer Belly and it holds 80oz. It and the Wine Rack are both available at BaronBob.com
- Paul Krasulja, Paterson, New Jersey USA, 16/7/2010 17:21
As if we don’t see enough drunken louts on the street.
- Kiran, Swindon, England, 16/7/2010 17:19
Gentlemen need not worry, we have one for the men too! Its called The Beer Belly and it holds 80oz, thats over 2 six packs!
It and the Wine Rack are both available on BaronBob.com
- Paul Krasulja, Paterson, New Jersey USA, 16/7/2010 17:19
HOPE THEY CAN SHORTEN THE TUBE TO LESS THAN 5CM FOR THE GUYS – NEARER THE SOURCE OF SUPPLY AND NOT TOO MUCH TRAVELLING FOR THE WINE!!
- John, Lugansk, Ukraine, 16/7/2010 17:17
Augustine — this article showed up on the main page, so that may be why.
As to this being “new”, sorry no, this device has been available for quite some time now.
- Fred, Georgia, 16/7/2010 17:17
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