Riding A ButterTub

15 Horrifying Couples That Shouldn’t Procreate

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The 7 Things You Buy Before Freshman Year Of College

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This is so perfect… The dry erase board is the best…

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WARNING: Drinking may cause memory loss, OR WORSE, memory loss!

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How To Save Someone From Fire…

…and proceed to open a can of whoop-ass culminated by a pile-driver on them.

A Coat For 12

It’s for those days when you’re not quite sure if it’s going to rain out, so you don’t want to look overdressed, but also don’t want to come off looking pompous and shallow. This little setup will certainly help those rugby aficionados that don’t really care to get wet during a scrum but want to say, “Hey world, we’re classy, yet daring.”

Beware: Plunger Bug

Actually I think it’s a cross between a crocodile and Princess Leia, and no, I’m not talking about the one that’s lying on the ground with the martian hat on. That one clearly wasn’t harmed by the plunger yet, she must have fallen off the cliff above and landed there and the CrocoLeia is just helping out a stranded martian, clearly.

Oh Dammit Denise, You Stole My Idea

Last year you took my idea to come to the dress up party as the sofa. The year prior I thought for sure I had you tagged as a cheeseburger with onions girl, but sure enough you came as Teddy Roosevelt, and now this year, a phone-head? How the hell are you seeing me do this? Mini-spy cams aren’t going to be invented for another 20 or 30 years yet so whatever you’re doing, knock it the eff off because you’re really starting to be a huge buzzkill, seriously.

TacoCat is a Palindrome

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Haha, love this: You chop your balls of every day? (Like a Boss: ft Seth Rogen)

There are so many things to comment on in this photo, the girl is the least of them…

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