Riding A ButterTub

Deep Thoughts Thursday #45

I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

LadyKiller

Yea, you BETTER pose in your dorm room with the door closed…  because once you open that the ladies will be on you like flies on sh*t!  Maybe off the mustache though, you don’t want TOO many ladies.

Holy Crap That’s Sweet!

I know, I could hardly believe it either.  Check out that crown molding - you can’t even tell there is a seam!  Very admirable!

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The Glitter Band HEY!

I don’t see “glitter” there.  I see platinum.  Maybe double certified platinum.  Maybe nix the 3rd guy from the left.  He’s got a really small head.

The Dog Ain’t Gonna Walk Itself

How can a person do both walk AND hold a leash?  Your best bet here is to always catch that episode of Will and Grace first.

Deep Thoughts Thursday #44

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

I’ve Never Liked That Guy

I know Microsoft killed this guy in 2003, but he made for some good comedy before skipping town.

Run Through By A Horse

I can see the point of the costume, kinda.  But I really have no idea about the spandex outfit he’s wearing under it.

I like my coffee…

…warm and liquidie. This guy has likes his coffee a little different.